Dr. Bixby Wizzlethorpe
Inventor, archivist, and reluctant celebrity of the The Mossfoot Inn. He claims to be on sabbatical from "the Tower"; everyone else assumes he's hiding from someone.

Bixby
"Memory is just storage with theatrical lighting. I'm in the storage business."
Notable
- Author of seventeen pamphlets nobody reads.
- Owes Aelar money. Owes Bram cookies. Pays both in puns.
- Carries a Healing Potion for emergencies, and three more for experiments.
Why his name is on this software
Bixby is the canon namesake of Wizzlethorpe Vaults. He insists the project is a gift to the world; the world has, so far, declined to respond. He continues anyway, because he has spreadsheets to manage and the spreadsheets are vast.