Dr. Bixby Wizzlethorpe

Inventor, archivist, and reluctant celebrity of the The Mossfoot Inn. He claims to be on sabbatical from "the Tower"; everyone else assumes he's hiding from someone.

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Bixby

"Memory is just storage with theatrical lighting. I'm in the storage business."

Notable

  • Author of seventeen pamphlets nobody reads.
  • Owes Aelar money. Owes Bram cookies. Pays both in puns.
  • Carries a Healing Potion for emergencies, and three more for experiments.

Why his name is on this software

Bixby is the canon namesake of Wizzlethorpe Vaults. He insists the project is a gift to the world; the world has, so far, declined to respond. He continues anyway, because he has spreadsheets to manage and the spreadsheets are vast.

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